Our Family Lizard

Terms of Service

Plain English version: You can use this. It's not legal or financial advice. We don't promise the math is right for your situation. Don't sue us. If you hate it, ask for a refund within 30 days and we'll give you one.

1. What this is

Our Family Lizard ("we", "us", "the lizard") is a web app that helps you model the financial impact of a divorce — custody time, transportation burden, support payments, and long-term projections. It's a calculator with opinions, not a professional service.

2. Not legal or financial advice

Nothing in this app, anything it outputs, or anything we say anywhere is legal advice, financial advice, tax advice, accounting advice, or therapy. Talk to a licensed attorney, CPA, financial planner, or therapist for those. The lizard is not any of those things. The lizard is barely holding it together.

3. Your data

Your app data (custody schedule, income, support amounts, projector scenarios) lives in your browser's localStorage on your device. We don't send it to our servers. We don't have servers for your data. See the Privacy Policy for details.

4. Payment and "Pro"

Pro is a one-time $29 purchase that unlocks features like unlimited schedules, scenario comparison, and share links. Payments are processed by Stripe. We never see your card information.

Pro status is stored in your browser's localStorage. If you clear your browser data or switch devices, you may need to restore your purchase — contact us and we'll reissue your unlock.

5. Refunds

30 days, no questions asked. Email us and we'll refund you. We'd rather you walk away happy than stay grudgingly.

6. No warranty

The app is provided "as is" and "as available". We don't warrant that it's error-free, accurate, fit for your specific legal situation, or will continue to exist tomorrow. Use your judgment. Double-check numbers that matter.

7. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, we aren't liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of the app. Our total liability to you for any claim is limited to the amount you paid us (which, for most users, is $0; for Pro users, is $29).

8. Acceptable use

Don't: (a) try to reverse-engineer the app, (b) use it to harm or harass anyone, (c) scrape or automate interactions with it, (d) pretend you built it. Do: use it for your own financial planning.

9. Intellectual property

The app — including the name "Our Family Lizard", the design, the copy, and the code — is ours. The data you enter is yours. Pro unlocks a license to use the premium features; it doesn't transfer ownership of anything.

10. Changes

We may update these terms. If we make a meaningful change, we'll note it at the top of this page. Continued use after a change means you accept the updated terms.

11. Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the United States. Any disputes will be resolved through binding arbitration or small claims court, at our option.

12. Contact

Questions, refund requests, or feedback: browningtons@gmail.com